Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. Will any of the 5 remaining American Idol contestants live on to become a legend like these 3 people? Well, for one night, they were able to pretend they could. And, boy did they pretend well! The Rat Pack Era Music were the songs that were sung on American Idol tonight. And with performances like we got tonight, it makes me wish EVERY night was STANDARDS night. Of course, it may have been a combination of great tunes, big band and the fact that the only contestants remaining remaining can sing really well! I mean, from here on out, it's going to be difficult to say good bye to anyone. There may have been some voting manipulation going on with the order of performances tonight, but whatever. I think we all know who the producer/judges favorites are at this point. It all made for a great show tonight. We're definitely going to need to do some recapping for me to figure out who I'll be sending home tonight!
But first, it wouldn't be a STANDARDS night without referring to the season 1 Inaugural Champ Kelly Clarkson's legendary performance, pretty much solidifying her chances of winning the season 1 crown. Still my favorite performance ever on Idol, so I had to attach this little snippet in here to get us all in the right frame of mind!
Mentor of the night? Ugh, Jamie Foxx. This guy is just EVERYWHERE now, isn't he? I mean, seriously what on earth was he doing at the Academy of Country Music Awards show last month? With that being said, I was not looking forward to his mentoring of the contestants tonight. But, surprisingly, he was actually very helpful and I think the contestants actually may have been better for it. Let's see what went down!
1.) Kris Allen
"Hopefully I can just bat my eyes at the ladies this week and they'll vote for me!"
Song: "The Way You Look tonight"
New Entry to Jamie Foxx's dictionary of Musical Terms and Advice: Throat Olympics
2.) Allison Iraheta
"Please America! What else do I need to do for VOTES!?! SAVE ME!"
Song: "Someone to Watch Over Me"
Jamie Foxx's Life Advice: 16 Years old is too young to like boys
Well kids? I got my wish! Allison made it to her 17th birthday on the show. Woo hoo! I'm really hoping she will make it further. I mean, WOW! How awesome was her performance? The only thing that Simon's "you're not in it to win it" rant did for me was make me vote for her 20 times more than I usually would! (so, yep, about 20 text votes went from my phone to the Save Allison Iraheta Fund!) For someone so young to sing such a heartfelt rendition of the Gershwin classic, well I'm just beyond words! Allison has been a persistent bottom 3 dweller, which means she probably will be there again (if they even do a bottom 3 now that we're down to the top 5). But maybe there are others out there that felt like they had to fulfill some sense of obligation and save Allison. Help her edge out someone else this week. I read a rumor that next week is ROCK WEEK! How could the Rocker girl go home before her CALLING? I mean, Matt Giraud was SAVED for STANDARDS week. It only seems fair that American would bail Allison out. And I don't even consider it bailing her out. She was just as amazing as any of the other guys tonight.
3.) Matt Giraud
"My Funny Hat of Mine..."
Song: "My Funny Valentine"
Jamie Foxx Dictionary Entry: WHAAAAAT??!?!?! - Definition: That's good man!
4.) Danny Gokey
"Watch my RASPY SONG ENDING win you over!!"
Song: "Come Rain or Come Shine"
Jamie Foxx Mentoring Technique: All Up In Your Grill!
Well, when the first thing we heard in Danny's pre-performance clip was "I'm not going to change the song up much" I thought we were in for another typical Gokey outing. Well, actually, I was kind of right! It was the GOKEY Trademark build up. Start off soft and kinda boring, then turn the thing into hyperdrive by the middle of the song and make everyone forget the first half! Hey, if it works it works. And still, when he turns on that hyperdrive, it really goes! The judges all talked about Danny getting his swagger back. Well he definitely had it for the 2nd half. And just like that crazy devil planned, I can't remember the first half so I can't comment on it! Judging by the audience response to Mr. Gokey, he ain't going anywhere any time soon. But, I am still off the bandwagon of thinking he should be in the final 2. (SAVE ALLISON PEOPLE!!)
5.) Adam Lambert
"It's not just an exercise machine. I AM the Stair Master!"
Song: "Feeling Good"
Jamie Foxx's Moment of Humility: "You don't care about who I am at all!"
The singing from the steps? Very nice touch. The performance? Well, it was Adam Lambert. What you see is what you get! He will wow you with his vocal range every week. This week he wow'd further with holding out that high note for longer than it is humanly possible for most mere mortals. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't tell you what I was thinking when the band kicked in and Adam finally came down the steps and we were in full "ROCK THEATER" mode. My thoughts went like this: "Where are the Rockettes?" Of course, Simon Cowell, the man that has been known to tell people they are TOO BROADWAY or CABARET for 7 seasons has decided this year that it is completely okay to be that way! Why? Because Adam is a winner! I mean, if you put him in a pool he'll win 8 Gold Medals! (Isn't that right Paula? Michael Phelps....REALLY!!?!??! I saw you going there, but did you really have to follow through with it!?) The judges don't know what to do with Adam, where to place him in their universe. America doesn't know what to do with him. He is just out there on his own as some paradox of human existence. No one knows how to stop him, contain him or do anything except let the season play on and see if he wins. But, even if he is destined to win, even if I do appreciate his vocal talent, I am going to keep complaining that the Cow MOOS!
Who is absolutely safe? Adam Lambert, Danny Gokey
Who is most likely safe based on being in his WHEELHOUSE and for singing well? Matt Giraud
Who didn't get the credit from Simon when it was deserved? Allison Iraheta
Who did I not mention? Kris Allen
Bottom 2: Kris Allen, Allison Iraheta Extra Pick (in case it's a bottom 3): Matt Giraud
Elimination Pick: Kris Allen
I just refuse for Simon to be right this week. I think his FEAR that he mentioned will rally voters to Allison's cause. I think if I had to pick whose performance was better between Kris and Allison's? No contest: Allison's by a long shot. Kris also has made it much much further than anyone would have expected to get. I had him pegged for a week 1 exit of the finals. And here he is in the top 5. If he stays, he has a shot at the top 2. But with the competition so intense between these 5, any slip up can prove costly. And his only slip up this time may have been of his own admission. He just can't vocally compete with the other 4.
Speaking of beating out people with better voices, Taylor Hicks will be joining us for the results show. The Soul Patrol has been out in full force supporting the Soulful winner of season 5. Even got some hateful comments on my recaps when I mentioned him a few weeks ago. Come on kids! I love Taylor just as much as anyone else. And I'm sure I'll love seeing him again on Idol Wednesday night. But there is no way around calling him a commercial failure as the season 5 winner! I will defend that point until he turns things around! GOOD LUCK TAYLOR!
Oh right, and Natalie Cole will be on the show too.
Well kids, that's all I have for tonight. Am I praising Allison too much or does anyone agree that she hasn't gotten the respect that she deserves? Who do you think is going home? I hope you enjoyed my ramblings as always and I look forward to reading yours! See you after the results!
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